Flannel Corporations LTD

Christmas Turkey. £499.99

Inedible Turkey for Christmas and Tuesday. May only be consumed under adult supervision.

Item Code: P001

Large Chips. £39.99

Large Portion of chips with a special flannel sauce. Sauce not included.

Item Code: P002

Christmas Pussy. £49.99

Large pussy for chasing with a sausage and doing Miley Cyrus dancing.

Item Code: P003

Fishywish. £9.99 per square foot.

Nice slippery fishywish for your din dins tomorra. Ideal to eat with boiled flannel.

Item Code: P004

Cake Piece: £84.77

Cake made from cake ingredients. 30% real. Available in apple, strawberry and cake flavours.

Item Code: P005

Blow-Up Doll: £3.99

Doll that has the power to inflate you. Not available to anyone over the age of 18. Only allowed to buy on a Thursday. John Flannel-Cake not included.

Item Code: P006