Flannel Corporations LTD
For all your flannel needs.
FlannelShop
FlannelShop
Flannel. £49.99
Ideal for cleaning and eating.
Available in blue, red, green, yellow, clear.
Item code: 001
Projector. £99.99
Brand new projector capable of projecting things.
Bulb not included.
Item code: 002
Telephone. £59.99
Ideal for making and receiving telephone calls
Number '4' not included.
Item code: 003
Mobile phone. £59.99
Ideal for making and recieving telephone calls on the go.
Item code: 004
Bicycle. £129.99
Used to get to places easier and quicker than walking.
Seat not included.
Item code: 005
VHS player. £39.99
Ideal for playing VHS tapes.
'Play' button not included.
Item code: 006
Television. £149.99
Black and white television with turny things.
Television not included.
Item code: 007
FlannelChicken 5000. £129.99
Made by Flannel Corporations LTD.
Ideal for gaming.
Item code: 008
Hagrid. £999.99
Ideal for sweeping the floor and calling you a wizard.
Not available to anyone who's name isn't 'Harry'.
Item code: 009
Toilet paper (used). £19.99
Used toilet paper. Shit condition.
Supplied in packs of -7.
Item code: 010
Camera. £79.99
Ideal for writing on.
Item code: 011
Video camera. £89.99
Ideal for taking videos.
Item code: 012
Car. £4999.99
Colourful car with squeaky horn.
Engine not included.
Item code: 013
Flannel cake. £999999.99
Extremely precious cake. Must be treated like royalty. Not to be eaten for at least a millennium.
Item code: 014
Sheet of paper. £4.99
A single piece of paper that was made from a tree. Not suitable for vegetarians or vegans. Ideal for making telephone calls.
Item code: 015
Fire extinguisher. £89.99
Metal fire extinguisher that may put out fires if you use it properly. Water not included.
Item code: 016
Nothing. £34.99
Literally nothing. Ideal for lazy people.
Something not included.
Item code: 017
Towel. £9.99
Surprisingly well priced towel. Not be used near water for health and safety reasons (you might die).
Item code: 018
Dinner. £18.99
Nice dinner for dinner. May contain traces of food and female chicken piece.
Item code: 019
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